Mass Diversion

I wonder if they’ll have a special medal for ‘double taps’.

The Annual ‘Mysterious’ Invasion of Squids

As if CNN has a foot to stand on in the truth arena.

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
H. L. Mencken

Can’t say I didn’t see this coming.